Chicken Little Invades Klang

For three days now, when I walk into Jusco Bukit Raja, Klang, I am greeted with what is fast becoming an annoying tune- Ozone's Numa Numa song.Plus a giant plush stuffed toy that looks like a scrawny retarted chicken wearing corrective lenses.Yep, joining the ranks of fellow chicken movies , Chicken Run,The Chicken From Outer Space,Poultryguist and other chicken-related mascots like Superchook,Chicky and Nando's Peri Peri Chicken head, comes Chicken Little! I mean could it come at a better time, this Ayam Kecil movie.Now when we are faced with an impending bird flu outbreak that threatens to escalate into a mass panic-inducing epidemic, let's soothe the fears of the masses by using the very thing that can kill them....a cute chicken !

Well, that apart, let's stop and see where we are at.Oh yes,did I mention we're running out of things to eat.Pork-JE,Beef-Mad Cow Disease, Fish= Mercury Poisoning ...and let's not get started with Chicken Little's overgrown, antibiotic stuffed, mass breeded cousins.

No, i haven't yet watched the movie.What I did get this weekend(yes, weekend, I work on shifts and my 3 days off just ended) though was CSI and Clint Eastwood overdose.2 seasons of CSI and you begin to think forensically, like when u eat automaticcaly that 'zoom in' image of how food digests gets into your head.As for Mr Eastwood, man this is the ONLY time I agree with what my father used to say that those , there were pretty girls.Google Sondra Locke and tell me what you think.Or Farah Fawcett. Now compare that with, say, Pam Anderson or Suzanne Sommers and you'll know what I mean.To think they came from the same era as Lucille Ball and Bette Middler.No wonder la all these years I've been wondering what on earth did old people get a kick out of seeing other old wrinkly people.

And I cannot help but wonder, one day when I am old and grey(wait, I am already grey...) will I also hold a wrinkled photo of Carmen Soo or Beyonce tell my kids about how pretty they were?
And all my kids would see would be a haggard black woman with fat lips and an amah with yellow teeth.

I seriously need a girl.No, seriously, despite all the lectures about leeching and how I'll get hurt and all bitched up again(Note, the last time I got violently dumped, I threw a hissy fit, became a drama king and snapped at any household pet that tried to be friendly) And I was talking to Philip this evening over MSN where he told me he was gonna talk to a chick at his gym, and my advice was something to the amount of "Make sure u max out your gluteus maximus" Hmm, it would be great to give advice that one could actually follow, for instance, as in if I do it, my butt would wobble.

Oh well, thats all for now.I am now going to work, where like most of you, I will mostly try and look important and busy at all times.Abayo.