Sunday, November 15, 2009

Announcement On This Blog


From this day forth, all political posts will go to
another blog of mine while all of my pic posts will go to yet another blog. My Daily Dread is hereby returning to its lighter vein.
 
I'm quite disturbed by the banning mentality of certain people in this country (and worldwide)
Ban SIS, they're a threat to our sovereignity
Ban alcohol, it causes you to beat wives and abuse your kids and drive into people on the road
Ban all missionaries they're a threat to our culture
Ban all languages except Malay and (insert your own mother tongue here)
Ban non religious films, they corrode our faith
Ban Starbucks, its an evil tool of the Jews
Ban all naked, half naked, semi naked and anything that resembles a little skin, it will erode your morals and cause temporary blindness
 
and the latest to join them was Dr Asri, yep ban him too! After all, he is destroying homes and wrecking lives with his nonsensical
spews on tolerance, understanding and progression!Imagine the chaos we will have if he is allowed to spread this alien concept
called love.
To all these monkeys, apes and fools.
May I draw your kind attention to the following, more worthy causes than banning everything your mother did not give you as a child?
-World poverty
-Panda extinction
-Terrapin conservation
-Cockroach education (i.e. educate people on how wonderful cockroaches are)
-Curing cancer
-Fighting Microsoft
-Suing McDonalds
-Keeping McDonald's in Iceland
-Fighting for both toilet paper and a bidet in all toilets.
What's up with you all la?Akon shows his well oiled body to the world and nada. Beyonce wants to come down fully clothed (I half expected
her to dress in a nun's outfit for her concert) and you kick up a fuss. Aren't we supposed to oppose homosexuality or something?
Sigh.I digress.


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Monday, November 02, 2009

JAIS has much to Answer

If a former Mufti is deemed fit to be advisor to the Sultan on Islamic affairs, has a PhD in Islamic Studies, and people can relate to his lectures (I am a Christian, and even I like him!), who the heck is JAIS to arrest this guy?
 
I can understand JAIS' need to establish uniformity in mosque sermons and all, but this is ridiculous! In Christian terms, its like stopping a Singaporean bishop from talking in KL.Dr Asri has been at the forefront of clarifying a lot of things we non Muslims don't understand about Muslims, and he is one of the few people I know of that is trying hard to foster religious understanding rather than hatred and animosity. This should be emulated, propagated and encouraged!
 
Dr Asri, we stand with you!


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Friday, October 16, 2009

The Beast


OK, you know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that:

660 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
/666 Beast Common Denominator
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Postcode of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Target price of the Beast
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Netscape 6.66 BetaBrowser of the Beast
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666I BMW of the Beast
668 Next-door neighbour of the Beast


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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Crucifixion of PAS and the Resurrection of Isa.

Pakatan members and supporters nationwide woke up this week to SMSes, emails and phone calls showing concern, scorn , provocation etc over Tan Sri Isa's resounding victory in Bagan Pinang.The mainstream media had a field day.Finally, they got to suck up to their bosses without having to massively spin stories, just by reporting the truth.Creative catchy headlines like "The Second Coming of Isa", "Faux Pas" and "Voters gave it a PASs" .I decided to throw mine into the hat (see above)
 
Why did voters squarely reject Pakatan this time?Its anyone's guess, but if you ask me, its a case of history repeating itself.One can draw small parallels between this 'mini-rejection' of Pakatan and the 'macro-rejection' of BN in the 308 Tsunami. Think of it as a small wave of discontent, but if left unchecked , would perhaps even spell certain doom for Pakatan in the coming elections. Of course, its going to be difficult for PR to keep the momentum going with a weakening 'push' factor, i.e. Badawi and his weak administrative policies.What Pakatan needs to do, is to strengthen their 'pull' factor, i.e. prove itself a better alternative.Unfortunately there are many problems in the executing this, not the least being the executors themselves!The State government machineries are still very much pro Barisan, and Pakatan's own feet-dragging in having them replaced has cost it dearly, as seen in the Perak fiasco, where the Mayor of Ipoh and the State Secretary snubbed their former bosses pretty soon after the coup de 'etat.
 
But for me, and people like me, voting is more an emotive affair than it is a squarely logical one.Feelings of betrayal, anger, disgust at the present day government is likely to cause an "X" in the opposition box more than any propaganda or policy explained thoroughly through the most effective media.As Maya Angelou once famously said, people can forget what you said, people can forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.That is why PAS lost Bagan Pinang.Isa Samad managed to capture the warm fuzzy feeling of the people who wholeheartedly embrace him as their leader.National issues ranked second to his personality.I believe, Barisan did not win the seat, and PAS did not manage to penetrate it. But Isa managed to shield the seat from the national issue onslaught by his personality.Isa Samad won the seat, not UMNO and not Barisan.Isa Samad, with his warm personality and local acceptance.
 
As for PAS, its time for PAS to stop dilly-dallying and make your stands known! You cannot have your cake and eat it too! While people like Khalid Samad, Husam Musa, Mat Sabu, Nizar and Tuan Guru Nik Aziz are perceived as 'non-Muslim friendly',statements like banning beer, wanting to sleep with UMNO,calling for the banning of this concert and that one will not be tolerated by non Muslims and more liberal Muslims much longer.Please,please,please stop disengage the 'ban' switch in your brains and engage the 'discuss' mentality. Previously, it was OK to have differing views, as the people were done evaluating, and judged BN as 'must go at all costs'. Now that BN is responding ,and the anger of the people against the Badawi administration has fizzled, and people are beginning to judge the two as equals. This is where the problem begins for Pakatan. It is not a single fabric entity. It has to decide , and decide quickly what it wants to do, and do it, before the people lose interest in Pakatan.As it is, the interest in waning. The Indian support base, which six months ago was very much still intact for Pakatan is slowly eroding. The emergence of Makkal Sakti,a party hell bent on hijacking the Hindraf struggle appears to gaining ground on ex MIC members who are less suspectible to PR's 'grip'. The rise of two personalities T Murugiah and S. Subramaniam is also to be watched. Their movements could further erode Pakatan's Indian support base.
 
While the Chinese vote bank appears less easy to sway, don't take it for granted.Chinese are pragmatic voters, and it would be wise to reciprocate their trust in you with some measure of fairness, which is all they ask for.As for the Malay vote, from how I see it, is split to three.The hardcore PAS supporters, the hardcore UMNO supporters and those in between. Clearly, everyone in  PAS was trying to win the in betweeners, the difference lies in how. While the Erdogan group opted to go with education,engagement and demonstration of what Islamic virtues truly are, it appeared the other group opted to out-hardline, out-Malay and out-Islamize UMNO.If I have learnt anything, is you can beat people in their own game, but you cannot beat people in a game of their own mental creation.You cannot beat a terrorist with terror, you cannot beat a religious zealot by matching his zeal with yours, and you cannot out-thump a Bible-thumper.Likewise you cannot hope to defeat UMNO in their own game.You can however, convince the players that your rules are better, and lure their players into your game, then beat them at that.Would that not be wiser? After all politics is a zero sum game, and when as a force,you come across a force you cannot destroy, you destroy yourself.

Lets not forget about Sabah and Sarawak. The sidelined part of Malaysia that fuels in money so the 'other part' of Malaysia can enjoy even more expensive highways and new national capitals.
 
Decide, then Pakatan, the ball has always been in your court.Decide once and for all if Malaysia is an Islamic Nation or an Islamic State. Decide if drinking alcohol and having loose morals is more important than the looting of national wealth beneath your eyes.Decide if crosses in schools is more of an eyesore than a multi billion dollar white elephant project.Decide if building pig farms equates selling your soul to the non Muslims.Decide if Ibrahim Ali is in or out. Decide if having a Malay Muslim lead a company is more important that it generating wealth for all.And then after it all, let the rakyat decide if you are here to stay or you are to go.
 
Pakatan did not 'gain' power. Pakatan was 'swept into' power.Let us not forget.
 
Make no mistake, UMNO is very strong.It will take Malaysians, not PAS, or Pakatan to take them down. As long as they have an awesome machinery and cults built around leaders like Isa Samad, winning the next General Election is a tall order for PR.But for the sake of Malaysia, it must be done.And Malaysians must prevent the crucifixion of PAS,DAP and PKR and the resurrection of BN, even if it means saving PR from itself!
 
 
 

 


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Friday, October 09, 2009

Vellalars in Naruto

After rediscovering my roots with Francis the other day, I decided to send him this email I did in my free time.Posting it here for all to read :P
To the uninitiated/blur/Indianophobes/castophobes/literarily challenged , Vellalar is caste/clan from India that is supposed to be this 'high caste' la. Unbeknowst to most 'Vellalars' who are happily calling themselves Vellalar (or Pillai dan gelaran yang sewaktu dengannya) , Vellalar comes from the word 'Vellam' , meaning floods. We were um, apparently floodkeepers.But we've since moved on to bigger and better things! See below.
 
 
Naruto
Vellalar in Russia.
 
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Vellalar who works in MacDonalds.
 
 
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Vellalar who makes pots, also known as Panne Vellalar, lives in the deserts in Orrisa.
 
Naruto
Blonde Vellalars in Europe.Vellalars were the first shampoo models for Pantene.
 
Naruto
 
Vellalar children are known to be gentle, homo-ish and likes butterflies :P
 
Naruto
Chinese Vellalars know how to be stylish, even when passing gas
 
Naruto
A Vellalar named Benjamin Franklin Pillai founded electricity.He was superceded many years by a Russian Vellalar (see above) Nikola Tesla Gounder
 
Naruto
Vellalar version of Hanuman.
 
Naruto
Vellalars also discovered Kalari Payat.
 
Naruto
To compliment their fair skin and flawless features, Vellalars also were the first Southern Indians to use Colgate.They also were the first to use bracers, many, many years later.
 
 
Naruto
A Vellalar Brahmachari
Naruto
A tired Vellalar after a day of heavy floods.
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Loving Vellalar Mother
 
Naruto
Vellalar making Vella Thosai
 
Akamaru
 
Vellalar Nai, the Famous Vellalar Hound
 
Naruto
 
Vellalar Kanne, A medical condition prevalent among Vellalars.
 
Naruto
 
Vellalar doing the traditional Vellalar Namaste
 
Naruto
 
Vellalar Ulundai, a delicacy eaten every Diwali
 
Naruto
 
Original Vellalars were much whiter.
 
 


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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Toys for the Merdeka Season




Was thinking of proposing the following sets of toys for Merdeka day to Hasbro..will make good gifts this Merdeka season..Maybe the Mangkuk "BPN" Sniper Blogs by KJ can use this to play and get some points into their thick skulls of theirs.
 

FRU 'All Season Protest' Policemen Collector's Set
 
Comes complete with water cannons, small bombs, 30 FRU trucks, a Black Maria and 30,000 protestors. Colours of protestors are customizable to black, red or yellow. Comes free with a complimentary mini 30 protestor set- "Pewaris", with its own marching music and police escort.Add RM 10 for link-armed line of Pakatan leaders.Water for water cannons sold separately.
 
 

The 'Kg Buah Pala' Cowboy Town 1 Dollhouse Set

Comes complete with little cows,29 collectible houses,and a Darshan Singh figurine.When pressed, the Darshan Singh figurine will say project a cute gurgly, incomprehensible sound .Also comes with alternative action heroes/villians - Hindraf Hunk, Sugu the Slug,Tharma the Thug and Victor the Dictator.
 
 

Mini Court 'Buat Kerja Judiciary' Set

A majestic collector's edition replica Jalan Duta court complex complete with cracks and uneven car park and Palace of Justice scale model.Comes with 'Buat Kerja' banner.To be included next fall in this collection is VK Lingam plush doll that says three phrases when pressed "Correct...correct...correct your head". "Looks like me and sounds like me, am I me?" and "Yo Mama so Fat, she cannot fit in this court".
The VK Lingam doll comes with 3 camouflages, but they all looks and sounds like VK.Judges sold separately.
 
 

SUK Selangor 'Under Siege' Set

Four piece building set comprising Dewan Jubli Emas, Anexxe, Bangunan SSAAS and DUN Selangor.Latest addition to this set is an audio ready yelling band of hooligans wearing miniature 'Bukan UMNO' T shirts.Also included is a cool cow with detachable head.Police officer figurines available but are immovable deadcast iron and for ornamental purposes only.
 
 
Loh Gwo Burne Edition Commemorative Camera
 
Would make an excellent gift to kids who are interested in photography.It comes preloaded with the actual photos taken by YB Loh and a handwritten manual by him on how to trap corrupt lawyers.Batteries and judges sold separately.
 
 
Plant-a-Democracy-Tree
 
 
Teach your kids gardening skills and patriotism with this gardening toolkit. Learn valuable lessons about nature, and if planted strategically, this small tree would maybe some day shelter a state assembly sitting.Comes in Casuarina,Dedap and Langsuir.Comes with its own pot and fill-in-your-name plaque.
 
 
 
 
But then again, if they could think, they would not be doing what they do, right? :P
 

 


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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

A Nice Weekend

The long weekend turned out to be a pretty nice one after all.On Thursday night, met up with Shakir after the longest time, seeing he now can drive, after his freakish albeit comedic mishap (he tried to scratch his um, back, and somehow dislocated his arm). Met Prasad as well, my comrade from PAS and exchanged a lot good natured ribbing and news, mostly about the venerable Dr Hasan Ali.We had dinner with YB Charles, who has a thing for the nasi lemak below his service center, and another thing for Dr Hasan :P
 
Friday was even more eventful, went to the workshop with Danny whose car got into an accident, and left him wrapped up like a herbal wantan thanks to mummy-wrap and a skillful Chinese singseh.Had tea with him and YB Ronnie and YB Kit, who never fails to amaze me with his sharp-mindedness, and met up with Mandy and her very cute nephew. Listened to YB Teng and Khalid with their awesome jokes about BeEnd.
 
Then went and drank to Dr Hasan's health at Modesto's with Danny and Adrian. Spent Saturday and Sunday movie-ing,arcade gaming, drinking, eating, sushi-ing,DOTA-ing,photographing and finally talk-cocking at Tze Wei's impromptu farewell where I met Robert,Shin, Christine and Tze Wei, and the topics of cock-talk ranged from Jesus to MENJ to the Oxford Movement and priesthood, to apostolic succession to libertarianism to the Chinese press and whatever else bangau topic that could be fitted in a two and a half hour window.A nice way to end a parade free,nearly flag free, black wearing weekend.
 

 


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The Merdeka Post

Merdeka came and went, and I felt nearly no whiff of patriotism in the air, at least the way BN makes out patriotism to be.To the current government's mindset, patriotism means the total absence of dissent, the total presence of undying, undivided loyalty to them, the utmost subservience to their agenda and the total swallowing of their propaganda.A loyal nationalist.
 
I feel pretty much the opposite. I feel like a rebel with a cause, and a pretty good one at that. The cause is the democratic replacement of the present government with a more competent, statesmanlike, transparent, fair and moderate government.And if that makes me less patriotic in the present governments eyes, then I happily shall remain so.Because the way I see it, Jose Rizal was not exactly 'Spanish-Patriotic', neither was Gandhi nor or Tunku Abdul Rahman 'British-Patriotic' Not that we are comparing ourselves with such legends of the past,but to highlight the fact remaining- that not all dissents are bad, nor not all forms of loyalty; good.
 
Ultimately, we all serve history in our own little way.Some grandfathers alive today tell of how the war forced them to eat tapioca, and some, as I learnt from my new friend Christine last night,forced them to create entire new families while abandoning their old.Some fighters remaining tell of how the fought alongside the British, and yet some, against them.Ultimately, history is written by the winners, and as such, we are fed with a steady diet of 'Perikatan' comprising MCA,MIC and UMNO did A-Z for Merdeka to happen.
 
So, 50 years from now, I'll be 75.It still remains to be seen whether I'll be reading about Pakatan taking over the government anywhere in Sejarah,but I will be able to tell my kids, I got sprayed with rubber pellets and chemically enhanced water more than a few times in our struggle. Whether I will be able to do so while saying I am a nationalist, or a 'negative, anti governmental element' , depends on the results of the coming elections.



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Friday, August 28, 2009

An Evening Long Pending


I finally had a long outstanding coffee with my friend from PAS, Sdr. Prasad Hanif. Only what I thought would be quiet discussion over coffee about mobilizing Klang for Pakatan turned out to be a good homoured political ribbing session complete with our MP, YB Charles, his two PAs, a couple of social activists and a very cute nephew whose ultimate joy in life seems to be fried rice.

I brought the pseudo infidel Shakir along, coz he's been bugging me to meet some political people.
 
With all the heavy politicking going on, its nice to have a short breather once in a while, and remember that life is not all about politics, that we all need a breather once in a while. With all the negativity around us, constant harrasment, attempts on coup d' etat , one successful overthrow, race being played as commonly a card as development, 8 continuous by elections within a year and a half.The fact that we won 7 out of 8 of them, most with a trouncing, despite the odds, shows with all the brouhaha, the people still are with us, either out of spite for BN, or love for Pakatan.
 
And that, is a most reassuring thought.
 
Prasad was mentioning the counterattack PAS has planned for the Malay belt and its nice to know Dr Dzul and team still have not lost their magic.It will be interesting to watch the coming months.To me its simple. The issue is between race and religion. One cannot claim both together, for religion denounces racism and racism has no place in a religious agenda. The fact that UMNO has forged this two together is impressive, and what would be more impressive is for PAS to break this amalgamation of elements never intended to be uttered in the same breath.
 
And that,would be their sweetest success.
 
It would also translate to the abolishment of this silly notion of people speaking only for their own race.Then Chinese will no longer be suspicious of a PAS man supporting the building of a Guan Yin Temple, and Muslims will not be wary to accept some allocation from a DAP rep for the erection of a mosque.
 
And that, would be my idea of a 1Malaysia.
 
 


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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Of Hassan Ali and Ronnie Liu


I strongly disagree with with what Dr Hassan Ali said, but I also strongly support his right to say it.I also say that is not the weakness of Pakatan, but rather, our strength.
 
Many years ago, when I was with Project Disagree under IKD, I remember telling a friend of mine, Gwo Shin,from AMK , now an editor with a Chinese daily telling me that the ideal 'Opposition Pact' would have to be a loose, yet cohesive coalition.I also mentioned DAP and PAS would continue to be at loggerheads and that PKR would continually, uneasily try to mend our fences.I also jokingly told him, MDP, PSM and PRM would be virtually dysfunctional and get swallowed up by the three 'big' parties. That was in 1999. I never knew then how accurate these things would come to pass.
 
Fate has always desired DAP and PAS to work together. Our fates has intertwined as we both share a common history that neither side really realizes. People like Mat Sabu and Guan Eng has shared an ISA block with Khalid Samad,Lau Dak Kee and P. Patto. We have created 1Malaysia long before the overpaid people at the Fourth Floor in JPM Putrajaya coined the term.We are also bonded by the fact that we were, are and hopefully continue to be, vessels of the people's aspirations- PAS for the Muslim community, and DAP for the liberal community.And PKR for those in between.We've also survived 50 years purely on the goodwill of the people.The people kept us going when we were down and out and could hardly find people to fill in as vote counters.You can truly say PAS and DAP is a grassroots party, drawing strength from their people and supporters, all the more meaningful as the only payment you get, is seeing your candidate deny the other side a seat.
 
PAS has always stood for truth and equality, as has the DAP; though they both go about it in different ways, using different words.The problem has always been, the voices of Lim Kit Siang and Nik Aziz has always been drowned by the silly yells of the BN.
 
The image painted has always been the impossible-case-scenario. DAP supporters were told if PAS were going to rule Malaysia, we will all be forced to wear turbans and memorize the Quran, and PAS supporters were told if DAP ruled, pork and alcohol will be served in Malay kampungs.And along came RPK, and Malaysiakini, and blogs and told everyone how stupid they were being.People often believed what the needed to believe, and up till March 2008, people did not have a collective need to reject the government.Now they did; and they executed their collective need, with this new, untested coalition.
 
And so now the onus is on us to live up to their aspirations. The electorate of today is no longer the handlebar-moustache sporting,newspaper reading,Nissan Sunny driving, British educated BN-toting old people who thought that a government pension is the next best thing after RTM news. No, today we have the MyVi driving, degree holding, Starbucks drinking , Pakatan supporting young,who thinks RTM news is the next worst thing to a government job! And all of them are holding their cups of Venti Coffee Lattes, waiting to see if Pakatan sinks into what BN has become, decadent, vitriolic and archaic.
 
And thats why, what Ronnie Liu and Hassan Ali did keeps Pakatan on their toes, showing the electorate that,yes, we will continue to argue and bicker, and the formula will never be set, but that this is a good thing. This means your interests will always be at heart, whether your interest is drinking beer, watching MLTR, gambling or the prohibition of the mentioned, we will strive to find the correct formula to best serve the electorate.
 
And so, contrary to what our Home Minister had said, I believe the rakyat are not fed up of this brand of politicking, but would find it refreshing that in this coalition, every view matters.




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