Friday, November 17, 2006

Gasing spinning in Outer Space.Why not a Dreidel?

Today they wanna play batu seremban and gasing in space.Wow! What a world of scientific breakthroughs awaits us!!

Imagine if we were to write a science report on this.

Topik : Permainan Tradisional di Angkasa Lepas

Tujuan : Mengkaji kesan graviti sifar ke atas permainan tradisional Melayu.

Radas : 2 unit gasing,1 unit dreidel (sebagai radas kawalan), penutup botol Fanta, satu set batu seremban, jam milisaat

Hipotesis:Membuktikan yang rakyat Malaysia terlalu banyak wang cukai untuk dibazirkan dengan usaha tidak logik.

Kaedah:

1. Gasing A diputar seiring dengan dreidel untuk membuktikan kehebatan seni permainan Melayu silam berbanding permainan kejam rejim Yahudi.

2.Gasing B dibiarkan pada titik tolak, untuk membuktikan yang gasing tidak akan berputar secara automatik, melainkan anda membuat inferens terhadap wayang 'Spinning Gasing'

3.Masa (dalam ms) direkod.

4.Didapati masa (ms) selama gasing itu berputar bersamaan masa yang terbuang.

5.Ulang langkah (1) hingga (4) dengan batu seremban, penutup botol, wau bulan,congkak,lastik, silat gayung, mengukir payung dan apa apa aktiviti lain yang dipromosi Kementerian Kebudayaan, Kesenian dan Pelancongan sempena Tahun Melawat Malaysia.

Keputusan: Masa direkod dan hipotesis dijangka tertahkik.Jika terdapat apa-apa yang kelihatan seperti salib atau imej agama asing, sila laporkan kepada unit baru Angkasa Lepas PPIM

Nota:Para angkasawan juga diingatkan yang teh tarik yang dibuat di angkasa lepas juga tidak semestinya halal,dan walaupun diiktiraf halal oleh JAKIM, ia masih perlu diakui PPIM.Jika tidak, satu laporan polis akan dibuat ke atas pihak Nasa, European Space Agency dan kerajaan Rusia.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Punk said...

Teh Tarik no halal?? And u need PPIM/Jakim to even admit that???
these guys need to get a life seriously....

1:25 PM  
Blogger Lizzam said...

You know what? I have the recording in their office when they thought of this. You can read the transcript here.

Rasa macam tak nak bayar cukai je...

1:55 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Punk - LOL no bro/sis it was purely tongue in cheek.I don't think, at least I hope Malaysia will not come ot that hehe

Liz- You bolehla escape thn nie i thn lepas dah buat dunno sampai surat dah sampai, thn nie its auto deducted .Tula naik gaji is not alwez a good thing lol

2:16 PM  
Blogger devonic said...

I thought, only one of them is going up...But with whom he is going to play the 'batu seremban'..
I don't think with the seremban folks, not even the martians want to play with them....
I guess they derived the games after using the same methodology used to calculate why NEP has to stay on...
But then the teh tarik is not the official drink of M'sia...Air bandung would suit them more....
They would then not argue that 'Tidak di sebut di dalam kontrak Perlembagaan....'

3:22 PM  
Anonymous tuna said...

LOL... LOL... We made a video intro if they want to show the bolehnaut on TV. :-)

12:08 AM  
Blogger Collin Michael Nunis said...

I pray that your wit will be used by God... And dude, if you're ever called to the priesthood, seriously, we'll endorse you... With your wit, you should seriously consider the Jesuit order.

12:15 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

devonic-air bandung being the national drink would be subject to intepretation of the National Constipation,err I mean Constitution.I think should be no issue if 30% is given to a phantom UMNO member company, err I mean Bumi company.

tuna-Yeap its damn funny :)

colin-Odd you should suggest that as my birthday coincides with St Francis Xavier (arguably the most known Jesuit).However if I were to join any Oder it would be either the Dominicans or Franciscan Conventuals(I dig hooded cloaks and stuff). Capuchins are too modern for me LoL.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Collin Michael Nunis said...

Yes, unfortunately, Dominicans (O.P)are not really popular here... Singapore has a load of 'em... Even Conventual Franciscans... I think one of our Malaysian priests is a Conventual Franciscan... Jivan I think is his name... His brother is a Jesuit priest

9:20 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Yep, No OPs here- I've seen CssR(Redemptorists) , OCD(Carmelites Discacled )CICM (German Scheut), MEP (French Foreign Missionaries), OFM, OFM Cap,CDD (Disciples of the Lord),SG (Brothers of Instruction of St Gabriel),FSC(De La Salle) SJ, (Even I think Paul Tan, Bishop of Melaka-Johor is SJ, Brothers of Mercy, and of course those of the order of Melchisedek - our Diocesan Religious la.

Feel like I missed out many la, ceh getting old hehe.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

And I once heard this really rotund white guy priest,who was wearing oddly enough,a white cassock (or rather habit, he was OFM Cap) giving a sermon in St Mary of the Angels(Singapore) and he was banging his own country's Catholics LoL.....was really really funny. Psalms were sung in Latin and the reader wore robes- it was beautiful la.

11:10 AM  
Blogger Collin Michael Nunis said...

Paul Tan is "SJ" indeed. Don't need for him to tell you that he's one. The way he speaks, writes, gives presentations, and preaches tells you that he is indeed a Jesuit. I was "mentored" by his books. I met him for the first time at his nephew's priestly ordination (also Jesuit and now assistant parish priest of SFX).

We always meet when he comes to KL and I can tell you, for the intellect and great person that he is, he is amazingly humble as hell! Geez, now I know why Jesuit priests know people by name and heck, they introduce themselves by name, not expecting you to call them "Father". He really shaped them well when he was Jesuit superior.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Sensual Sophia said...

Top spinning and anti-gravity teh tariking by the first ever Malaysian astronaut is definitely the joke of the century. I would really wished I was an ostrich and bury my head in the sand when the gasing spinning and teh tariking happens and the rest of the world laugh their asses off.

2:51 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

colin-Yep, I've heard Jojo Fung,OC Lim and the other Chinese priest who has a slight limp speak before.My current PP , Fr Lawrence Andrew is also Jesuit :) , heck my uncle form India is Jesuit LoL (Another Malaysian uncle is a La Salle brother) so yeah I have family in His service la.OC Lim's fiery 'hentam kerajaan' sermons make me wanna go to the pulpit and Hi-5 him man! :)


Sophia- Hey there pretty lady :)Thanks for visiting.Yea I had an ostrich burger that day was pretty good o.O. Please tell me you are not vegan :P

3:24 PM  
Blogger Collin Michael Nunis said...

OMG, you're from St. Anne's?! I was baptised there... Lawrence is an awesome chap... Good preacher as well... OC is now in Wales... Will be back next year... Miss him... Damn

3:51 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Baptized in St Anne's....OK, by any chance you're related to a Michael Nunis?And someone from your family made it to the finals of a local talent show?? :P

Either way add me up on MSN bro, its quite tedious a task to chat in here LoL

7:43 AM  
Blogger Collin Michael Nunis said...

Added you already... my MSN is collin_nunis@hotmail.com

11:15 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

k- see you online (which is hard to these days under workload LoL)

6:39 AM  
Blogger F.O.N. said...

funny! Haha!

1:20 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

FON-Tenkiu tenkiu

5:52 PM  

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