Lizards Migrating North

Group of lizards were running around my colleagues room the other day (probably migrated from PWTC, terrified by violent UMNO speakers)so we caught one just for the heck of it.Hey Johany, if you happen to see this, note how similar this is to an iguana, further substantiating my argument that iguanas are nothing more than green lizards, and that Leja (her pet iguana) is basically either an oversized cicak or an tragically undersized dinosaur.Oh ya, no offence, Lizzam I know we used to tease you with that name back in our schooling days LoL...


Imagine how scared those poor reptiles would have been, seeing all the scary speeches and hearing the delegates declaring war on every other race.I mean if Bawang Putih Bawang Merah (a popular Indonesian series) got 'hentam' what more of pesky lizards.They must have been worried sick, especially with so many people looking for a business idea or contract walking around.What if someone caught them all and dried them and tried to pass them off as dried tongkat ali?Those poor things.How alarmed they must have been to see warriors brandishing keris.And not to mention the rats,the cockroaches, houseflies and other household pests that moved out of PWTC. I think DBKL will have an uphill task to control them while the SPCA should do something about this.

So for those who cannot afford iguanas, I recommend you my new pet lizard.I'm calling him MENJ.







See how cute the guy looks, wondering all of a sudden why he cannot move around.

MENJ hesitates to leap out even though given the option to.Hey, if I came from PWTC these few days, I wouldn't want to go back either :P