Why it sucks being me.

Sure, I'm glad to be lucky in so many ways and I gotta thank God and all that jibber jabber bla bla, but then I cannot help but feel like I was born in the wrong age and the wrong time to the wrong parents in the wrong country sometimes.

Here's why.

1.By being Catholic, I am automatically a walking target to all major terrorist groups in the world.

2.By being mixed, I am automatically assumed to be Malay and have to puasa every Ramadan or get jailed.

3.by having white hair I am assumed to be old and people look at me funny when I go into a shop asking for a Naruto headband.

4.By working in a port people assume I know their small fart forwarding agency and stare at me in disbelief when I say I do not.

5.By being in IT people assume I own an IPOD,a 50 gig thumb drive hanging from my neck and a watch with Bluetooth capabilities.They refuse to accept that i run a 1.7G machine with no broadband and that I don't know how to work an IPOD.

6.By not being skinny people automatically assume I know where all the good food is.It sucks when the only food shop you know about in the area is a Burger King.

7.By liking video games people assume I am an avid gamer when I can't even kill a dead fat cow in Counterstrike 

8.By being from Penang, people assume I like assam laksa and curry fish head when I think Laksa looks like worms, and prefer not to have food that can look at me from beyond the grave while I eat.

Sigh.Someone hit me with a big rock.

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