Friday, January 20, 2006

I've been Tagged

I hope this is what Pelf meant about the tag.If not, just ignore me as I make an ass of myself.

Write an entry between 100-200 words, with these words included once, and once only.
I
me
blowjob
grapes
random
power
loneliness
water
robot
blue
Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.

OK..

One morning, I woke up to find myself on a beach full of female gorillas dressed in skimpy bikinis.As a very frightened Emmanuel tried to locate any sign of exit/shelter when a group of these gorillas started taking notice of the lost guy on the beach.One of them came up to me and plucked two grapes out of her ass and waved it in my face.Her random actions cause my tummy to rumble with a unbearable desire to laugh, but the thought of the power of those two gigantic, hairy, presumably smelly, tick infested arms (that might turn even King Kong off) smashing my face was not a pleasant one.

I guess loneliness kinda takes its toll on gorillas as well, being all sexed up and nowhere to go.Sensing my disgust with the 'gift', the gorilla started running for the water; presumably to kill herself Suddenly, the dysfunctional robot from 'Zathura' dropped on her and instantly she fell in love with it instead, proving once and for all that gorillas are as fickle minded as , say, my ex-girlfriend, albeit a little prettier.(read:cheapshot).This amazing random turn of events amazed even the other gorillas who presented the happy couple with a copy of a famous blue film from Animal Planet, "Silverbacks gone Wild" and the day ended with Queen Kong giving SesatTron 2000 a very metallic blowjob.

Tagging The following ppl

Butterflynn
Ai-Leen
YS Chan
Yvy

The reader of this blog.

9 Comments:

Anonymous pelf said...

*WHOA* That was a hilarious one! And lengthy too! But you forgot to tag (infest) somebody la..

5:48 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

hehe yes hoh. Lemme modify it.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous yvy said...

hoi, this shows u NEVER read my blog arr....ppl do edi lor!!! apalar!!

but it's a good one n it's gotten MOST bloggers as hiao as hell!! ROTFLOL!!

8:53 PM  
Blogger johnleemk said...

Heh, I got this tag already, so I'm just going to copy and paste my original one:

I was minding my own business in school the other day, when suddenly a stranger came up to me. He asked, “Dude, do you know where I can get a blowjob?” I informed him of a house of ill repute near a stall selling grapes by the roadside. Making a random comment, I asked him about the rising price of power these days. “In financial terms, it’s true the amount of bribes and kickbacks one has to pay to get ahead is rising,” he said. “However, I think the loneliness at the top is often underestimated. All your friends are in it for the money, not for you.” Surprised, I responded, “I meant electrical power, you know, the bills you pay each month - electricity, water, etc.” His face registered a look of confusion as he tried to parse my statement — something a robot might do, I thought. Suddenly a siren blared in the distance. “Damn, the boys in blue,” he muttered, and ran away.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

john/yvy- sorry la, i did read ur blogs but i think i missed that post.its not in your latest pages.been fucking busy lately with one really good person resigning so been a lil handicapped.after i build a rapport with the new guy should be ok to post more aimless posts of pure BS in the near future ;)

6:44 PM  
Blogger Butterflyn said...

OMG! I've been tagged! Gotta work my rusty brain for a story now... huhu

2:27 PM  
Blogger johnleemk said...

I don't blog much, and when I get tagged, I generally respond to the tagger in the comments section of his/her blog instead of on my own blog (because I don't have enough blogger friends to tag). :p

5:23 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Hey john consider yourself a blog fren la.gonna blogroll u as soon as i clear off some backdated work in office.

and butter- yep take ur mind of programming a day or two lest you become one with the matrix of spaghetti code.

7:04 PM  
Blogger Butterflyn said...

the taggie thing is kinda fun
I want more!
I want more!

7:37 PM  

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