I've been Tagged

I hope this is what Pelf meant about the tag.If not, just ignore me as I make an ass of myself.

Write an entry between 100-200 words, with these words included once, and once only.
I
me
blowjob
grapes
random
power
loneliness
water
robot
blue
Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.

OK..

One morning, I woke up to find myself on a beach full of female gorillas dressed in skimpy bikinis.As a very frightened Emmanuel tried to locate any sign of exit/shelter when a group of these gorillas started taking notice of the lost guy on the beach.One of them came up to me and plucked two grapes out of her ass and waved it in my face.Her random actions cause my tummy to rumble with a unbearable desire to laugh, but the thought of the power of those two gigantic, hairy, presumably smelly, tick infested arms (that might turn even King Kong off) smashing my face was not a pleasant one.

I guess loneliness kinda takes its toll on gorillas as well, being all sexed up and nowhere to go.Sensing my disgust with the 'gift', the gorilla started running for the water; presumably to kill herself Suddenly, the dysfunctional robot from 'Zathura' dropped on her and instantly she fell in love with it instead, proving once and for all that gorillas are as fickle minded as , say, my ex-girlfriend, albeit a little prettier.(read:cheapshot).This amazing random turn of events amazed even the other gorillas who presented the happy couple with a copy of a famous blue film from Animal Planet, "Silverbacks gone Wild" and the day ended with Queen Kong giving SesatTron 2000 a very metallic blowjob.

Tagging The following ppl

Butterflynn
Ai-Leen
YS Chan
Yvy

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