Monday, August 22, 2005

The Animals in My Life

Note : The furry inspiration to post this came from a visit to my pal Hizzad's place two nights back.


Now before I go on and on with my usual being pissed off with the world, let me enlighten the world on Hizzad.He is the only Muslim friend I know who would happily skip Sembahyang Jumaat just for a peek of Mousehunt.He is also a fellow Ganesh Kumar hater and an overall idiot.But he's pretty fun to be with and is highly tolerable.

Now ....

Animal no 1. Its definitely Hizzad's crazy cat.Even though it's body looks just like any kucing jalan/kucing kurap/ kucing sesat you would find rubbing against the hairy legs of pondans in Lorong Haji Taib.Honestly this cat has a tail that would remind you of a fox.And its freaking agile.In an irritatingly cute kind of way if you know what I mean.For the record, I neither consider myself a cat person or a dog person.I am more of an Aibo person.But this cat would respond to any shiny/jiggly/moving object in the room and pounce on you faster than a gay guy tries to hump John Travolta.I honestly believe this cat is a secret member of Al Qaeda.

Animal no 2.My neighbours freaking dog.Its loud, smelly and irritating.Not in a cute kind of way.And its ugly.Many people say people tend to take after their pet, but this case proves the opposite.I am sure the dog became uglier after these people adopted it.

Animal no 3.My sister's friend's dog, Max.Damn this guy humps any moving object.It would hump your leg if it felt like it.It would hump a tree.See, thats the price for neutering animals.You're surpressing their inner sex drive.I pity Max's wife.That poor bitch.

Of course half my friends are animals but I shall not get into that now.Peace.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aloo Aloo mobifon 800. Mane hawe hawe semua nih...takda tunjok plak..

10:59 PM  
Blogger Imurann said...

Chinook is a good kitty-musang, :) I'm proud to be her owner. enough said haha

Cats and Dogs have their purpose in this world. for us, we just have to be humble and kind people always.

11:21 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

wahai saif ali.gua alibaba sebelah sana.
imurann- yeah your cat is furry indeed.sometimes god put animals here purely for humour purposes i guess :P

11:49 PM  
Blogger L. Halim said...

Meowww... meoww... Meooooowwwwwww
*batting eyelashes*

4:24 PM  
Blogger Imurann said...

oh yea, e-man how's ur view on the red heifer plot? post something to enlighten us all ;)

5:31 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

butterflynn-why you flirting with the cat?she's female.
imurann-the one that was born in Israel few years back?
Dustyhawk-Yea Hizzad is still alive.Imurann is his brother.

4:59 AM  
Blogger Imurann said...

Well read up this link, not sure of the sources but some people think provoking armageddon isnt such of a good idea? let's just ready our military power first. Just in case if they are really trying to do so. No offence, but we think Juruselam is as important as how the others think too. It's a holy ground, and we hope there shouldnt be blood spilt on it.

May peace be upon onto the Kingdom of Heaven

(Go read up here)
www.nationalreview.com/dreher/dreher041102.asp

to reveal the real extremists >.<

6:26 PM  
Blogger L. Halim said...

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6:34 PM  
Blogger L. Halim said...

Cos I don't want to flirt with the dog... not my type *rolling eyes*

6:36 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Imurann- the extremists are neither Christian or Jew or Muslim.They are People.Good religion should not be mixed with bad people.The results are ugly, with the misidentification of tenets that entangle around the religion.

6:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apakeh semua ini huru-hara dalam blog berkenaan politik and isu aGamma..apa nama. Kamu sekalian perlulah pandang ke Timur dimana selepas dibom, semua memeluk Shinto dan menukar gejala samurai to show biznesslah...

10:47 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Ya.Look tot the people who stole our bikes and ate our rice.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Imurann said...

Well I had to agree with you e-man, people can get really gila kuasa and can do anything just to get what they want. sometimes we just wish everyone sit back at home and watch anime, naruto ke, some weird anime ke or lolikon XD hehe

7:23 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Yea- and let everyone watch people crossdress in Ping Pong Club!!!

9:58 AM  

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