The Animals in My Life

Note : The furry inspiration to post this came from a visit to my pal Hizzad's place two nights back.


Now before I go on and on with my usual being pissed off with the world, let me enlighten the world on Hizzad.He is the only Muslim friend I know who would happily skip Sembahyang Jumaat just for a peek of Mousehunt.He is also a fellow Ganesh Kumar hater and an overall idiot.But he's pretty fun to be with and is highly tolerable.

Now ....

Animal no 1. Its definitely Hizzad's crazy cat.Even though it's body looks just like any kucing jalan/kucing kurap/ kucing sesat you would find rubbing against the hairy legs of pondans in Lorong Haji Taib.Honestly this cat has a tail that would remind you of a fox.And its freaking agile.In an irritatingly cute kind of way if you know what I mean.For the record, I neither consider myself a cat person or a dog person.I am more of an Aibo person.But this cat would respond to any shiny/jiggly/moving object in the room and pounce on you faster than a gay guy tries to hump John Travolta.I honestly believe this cat is a secret member of Al Qaeda.

Animal no 2.My neighbours freaking dog.Its loud, smelly and irritating.Not in a cute kind of way.And its ugly.Many people say people tend to take after their pet, but this case proves the opposite.I am sure the dog became uglier after these people adopted it.

Animal no 3.My sister's friend's dog, Max.Damn this guy humps any moving object.It would hump your leg if it felt like it.It would hump a tree.See, thats the price for neutering animals.You're surpressing their inner sex drive.I pity Max's wife.That poor bitch.

Of course half my friends are animals but I shall not get into that now.Peace.