Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Motorcycle with Car Bodykit

Thats right, I drive the very nice Kancil a.k.a Motor Berbadan Kereta.I have almost no qualms about the car seriously, but after driving to my workplace for a week, I am more convinced than ever than Kancils should come equipped with one or more of the following
(pic: Kancil Bus)

a)Machine guns operated from within the steering wheel.
b)A "Destroy Vehicle Ahead" miracle button
c)Motorcycle-icide to spray away pesky motorcyclists who have as much decency as a street vendor in Petaling Street.
d)Police Hologram generators or fake sirens to make everyone stop being in such a goddamn hurry.
e)Loud bullhorns twice the sound that of a lorry.

Granted,these utilities will most likely skyrocket the humble price of a Kancil... i.e OTR model-Rm27,000.
Full Accessories model RM 227, addition to draining the AA-like batteries to nothingness per trip..I believe its neccessary to teach the irritating traffic users.

First are the lorry people a.k.a Raja Jalan.Mentang mentang lori besar, ego pun besar.Second is the motorcyclists who seem to think that every gap between cars is a valid lorong.OK...I can deal with that two.But when two idiot motorcyclists are overtaking each other IN THE MIDDLE of YOUR LANE...looks like a bloody tribal dance on motorbikes....thats seriously lebih la.To smear enhanced sodium to my wounds I was in the slow lane and I was doing 40.Because these two VIP motorcyclists seem to think the road is called Jalan Bapak Aku.(this happened to me this evening.)

So here is a message to all those clowns who will listen...or are mentally capable (got brain)
-Abang abang lori, pls cover your sand.We understand you want to help Dato Samy build roads faster but dropping sand all along highways will only make glass manufacturers richer no thanks to cracked and broken windscreens.
-Motorcyclists who think the road belongs to their moyang.Kindly be reminded that a car knocks into you fast enough, and soon you will be joining your moyang.We have enough ghosts in our roads already.No need some more.
-Trailers.We get it, you are big.We get it, you are always hot and angry.If you bang us, chances are we will join our moyang, and haunt you.

Speed kills.Drive safe.Think of your moyang.


Blogger Butterflyn said...

ehehe.. i like this entry. hillarious. keep updating pakcik!

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Kapten Jalan Saveridass said...

Kepada para-para sundal sekalian. Berwaspadalah pada EJ. Raja Jalan yg boleh menyumpah disamping bersenyum dan melambai bila dilihat olih pemerhati bebas/pemandu lain yg tidak berwibawa.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

why la why en francis menyumpah aku.
Thank you butterflyn.My life in itself is a joke, so consider the updates part of my life.which is in essence a big joke.

7:34 AM  
Blogger Imurann said...

Live Kancil! and they should make those armoured models of it too. Let's just say it's light and defensive :D

Oh yeah, I did some wiki already as you metioned. It's pretty cool, I mean you can even make your own biography there :)

5:26 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

hehe yeah, but don get too carried away man.The aim is contributing to a powerful, well intended collaborative effort to accumulate knowledge, not the strife for self recognition and propagation of the Imurann X persona :P

7:31 AM  
Anonymous Satubaldi Sensei said...

Own biography..hmmm...yeah we shud hear the life and times by EJ Palanivel on the numerous combats against the evils and the good men/women who's a total poser.

Lets dengarkan lagu Dodol Sayang from EJ himself

11:36 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

eh hello.fella who don reply phone calls.shoo.shoo.

12:12 PM  
Blogger nawooz said...

woooo...chill man! you sound on the verge of bursting a blood vessel. i used to get worked up at these situations as well. ah! but i have attained spiritual enightenment my friend. i just sit quietly and chill when all is good. upon entering the zone of the abnormally stupid road users et al, i smile and curse them and their 9 generations. works for me. oh ya, this is followed by deep breaths yar. deep breaths. :D

10:25 PM  
Blogger Emmanuel said...

Hahaha Nawruz.Now I keep a baseball bat in my car to de-stress.I find smashing car windows really helps ;)

10:02 AM  

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