Thursday, April 24, 2008

Good evenings

Before I finished work yesterday, Syamsyer kindly invited me to a dinner with my ex group mates at Carlton Holiday's Meng Yuen.Was a nice dinner, especially as I really missed my old groups' guys' 'lawak-lawak spontan'.Halfway through the dinner, Sam Chong SMSes saying that he is in Uncle Lee's house and asking if I'd like to join.Well, RPK was there, so I would almost certainly never say no.Francis Chang, Dr Cheah and of course Ronnie .His newly installed PA, Shin was there too.

As usual RPK never fails to stun his audience with his flair for speeches and we were mesmerized till 1am.So after 1, by the time I get home with Syamsyer its about freaking 2am.I fell asleep at 3, only having to wake up at 6.Hence my current foggy state of mind and why you're probably wondering why my typing today makes little sense and is little more than drunken incoherent babbling.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Malaysianized Famous Drama Series

I was walking in Aeon Bukit Tinggi last week when I noticed this movie KL Drift: Evolusi. If you have not yet figured,its a pretty gaudy ripoff of another similarly named movie originating in America and set in Japan.Which set me wondering, if Malaysian dramas were to take a turn to become shadows of their successful Western counterparts, what would they look like?

Pecah Keluar (Prison Break)-A Mat Rempit named Mat is arrested and harrased for not joining UMNO's Putera wing(not to be confused with Umnoputra) on fake sodomy charges.His brother, a Mat Motor named Jiwang realizes his brother was framed and attempts to break him out.After several failed dramatic attempts, they give up and just bribe the prison guard with RM 30 and some Gudang Garam cigarettes.Once out and staying a cheap hotel in Chow Kit, Mat falls in love with a prostitute who turns out to be a former child math genius. They are followed by a mysterious Indonesian secret agent trailing Mat.There could be more to this than Mat realizes..

Surirumah Jalang (Desperate Housewives)- In a posh neighbourhood in Uptown KL, there is a street known as Jalan G.Occupied by rich businessmen and politicians who were busy all the time, the houses became playpens to those rich but otherwise undesirable wives.One day, in an Esctasy induced fit, one of these housewives trips on her chihuahua and falls on a clothesline. Being a dumb blonde,albeit a fake hairdyed one, she gets confused and utterly, accidentally hangs herself.The PDRM is called in, but they come only three days later because they are too busy harrassing Opposition politicians, so by the time they do arrive, the housewife, known as Mia Ng passes away.The entire story thereafter revolves around Mia telling us about her slutty friends and how cheating in a marriage is justified as long as your husband does not know about it.

Jaguh-jaguh (Heroes)- People from different parts of Malaysia, unrelated to one another suddenly discover they have superpowers.There's a girl who can gross people out by breaking and reattaching her limbs, a guy who can cook Maggi mee without using a gas stove, a dude who can recite the alphabet backwards in 10 seconds and a politician who can make entire bank accounts vanish.A mysterious guy named Sial goes around killing this superpowered people , and about half of them die before anyone notices there are freakos dying.Eventually, they discover a mutant called Cicak Man who teaches them how to use their power for good.Unfortunately he dies before he actually does anything useful.He leaves our Jaguhs with the cryptic message.. "Save the Maths-genius-turned-escort, save the world."Hence, a certain political party's resolve to save all maths geniuses who turn to the Dark Side.Or was that turn to their back side?

Lesap (Lost)-300 strangers crammed up in an AirAsia flight discovers exactly what budget travel means when their parachutes do not inflate and they free fall into Sepilok.There they discover the Others who are actually government agents sent to clone Opposition supporters and kill the original to produce phantom voters.As the story unfolds, we discover stories through flashbacks, where we see one survivor to actually was a murderer, one was a disgraced doctor and another used to be a circus clown turned Buddhist monk turned politician.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Something silly with UMNOMICMCA

I just started typing randomly UMNOMICGERAKAN and realized many word combos can be formed with it... some are below...anyone with anything to add, please add below then we can compile a list and 'bentang' in Parlimen

cagaran muka micro-men
mencari kamu orang mca
CO mari mencagarkanmu
mengkroni caramu a mca
n umno cream cagar kami
muka mca gian car,romen
muak mic cagaran romen

Please do add on :D

Less serious blogging!

I had a nice conversation (read private messaging) with Bodi, Francis, and an old friend with whom I just got reconnected - Esther during my lunch hour today and I decided I am being way, way too serious.I mean I am already a moanful , mournful person at work , a morbid person at home and most of time I am too rigid for my own good.When I read back my blog posts from 2004-2007 I realized I went from carefree hippie to walking corpse, which would explain people trying to avoid me like a plague, or why some of my friends ears turn a bright red when I start speaking, or why I have an idiot friend like Francis who makes you cancel your appointment with meeting state Exco members just so he blow you off your lunch appointment.Bear in mind this is the same friend of mine known as 'Raja Janji Keling', 'Juara Omong Kosong' and 'Jaguh Gebang Besar'.Abdullah Ahmad Badawi would be proud of Francis.

I really ought to lighten up.I had a meeting yesterday with some of my bosses and clients, and I was so uptight, literally I felt like someone jabbed my face three times with Botox,my chest felt like it was on Viagra , that went down the wrong path, and I had to use mind over matter to get two ends of my lips to curve into a smile that probably looked more like a muscle spasm than a smile.So help me God.

So to take off some of the high pressure steam collecting around my neck, I'm going back to blogging about the more light hearted things in life.Like what Badawi can now do to save ailing political career.I guess with his political connections he can still manage to salvage something and maybe someday bounce back like an excited kitten jumping on a hello kitty vibrator.

1)He can marry Rafidah.Both of them can start another family together, but the only cabinet AAB will be in charge of will be the one full of condensed milk cans and dry groceries.

2)He can quit and with Mugabe, form a government in exile somewhere in Tuvalu.There he will give press statements via Youtube and call down curses from the African gods upon UMNO who deserted him.

3)He can in a dramatic twist of events, fall at the feet of Dr M and kowtow to apologize for not straightening the crooked bridge project.Dr M does not accept his apology and in a dramatic twist, calls the group of schoolgirls from that Youtube video to assault AAB.Matthias Chang records this on his camcorder and enters it into America's Funniest Home Videos and wins the grand prize.

4)He can join So You Think You can Dance as a celebrity judge, and use the judgment airtime to deliver a poem that hopefully wins over the heart of Malaysia.The title of of the poem could probably be Negarakuku(besi).

5)Call for the resignation of all known detractors.In a state of confusion, also asked for the resignation letters of Karpal, Kit Siang and Anwar Ibrahim.

6)Form a rock band and tour the country.Calls his band Bad Awie and the Fallen Devils.

7)To win popularity among youth, revives program to rehabilitate Mat Rempit at the newly built center in Sepilok, next to another world renowned rehabilitation center.Also builds similar centers for Mat Jenin, Mat Angau and Mat Keris.These centers are built to cure addiction to corruption, racism and Cinaphobia.As according to Dato' Seri, all this leads to 'Mati' so he reverses Mati into i-Mat(like i-Pod and i-Mac) and hence the name for this program.

8)Parti Satu Malaysia is formed by merging all parties under UMNO flag.The new party logo would be em, the UMNO flag.Parti Sosialis sues them for copyright infringement as the acronyms are similar.

9)Dato Seri becomes a sage in the hills of Bukit Tinggi and masters the higher arts of being able to answer a question and not quite answer it at the same time while satisfying everyone, kinda like Najib, and later a character depicting him appears in Diablo 3: Pendeta Bertanduk.

10) He could always resign from UMNO and form a new political entity completely different from UMNO, United Malaysians Yelling, Eating and Sleeping (UMYES) with a membership of 2 million and an active participation of fifteen.Then Pakatan Rakyat may not have to work so hard after all!

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Friday, April 11, 2008

The Star Concedes DSAI as PM!!

Check out the photos caption!
LOL...Hidup Pakatan Rakyat.